Once, going downtown with bedroom Geji Ge. Into a fine house, a buddy pointed to a space cup Q: How much is this cup? The lady smiled and said politely: this cup does not sell, I used to drink water. Look closely, I rely on, there is also a small half glass of water.
Speaking of rats, we turn over bedroom when a man crushed to death in one night. Up in the morning when found, he said he felt a little damp night thing, but also thought it was midnight snack skewers when no digestion vomiting.
once my dorm one MM (A) because of the climate is dry mouth and inflammation of the hostel, another MM (B), said, meanwhile we can come up with a box of anti-inflammatory, A overjoyed, after wiping a serious ulcers.
I quarters of a brother, a kick down the basketball to come back, thirsty to death, see the table of a rice pot of water to see if the past is also a point of honey bubble, thinking: Which so to understand me! Grunt ... ... the first drink to say, after drinking, straight wonder, tmd, how has this water bubble then? Later, another brother came back, called over there, who so kindly help me to wash food cans out? I also added a point inside the detergent ... ..., after all quarters people know, Xiao Fan of ... ... Fortunately, he is relatively strong point, nothing as gastric lavage on the Bai ... ... ... ... ... ...
even with the floor, two bedroom GG strong man, one-day drunk, roads have to go a little unstable point clearly to another person said: "Dude, line does not? No I helped you a right? "I saw a pool of mud who has become the guy lying on the ground to walk strong move to do that," No ~ ~ ~ ~ do! I ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ go leaning on the wall did this Steady! "
I have more funny thing, when the high one, do not know who was foam cup into the toilet. We looked sick, no one keeps the cup, put it on the windowsill. Over time the hair yellow. One afternoon, a non-resident students playing football went to our hostel to find water to drink. Saw that the door, a toilet paper cups of water. Take up and asked: "Who's chrysanthemum tea?" We have not just say do not drink, he drank all go in one breath, of course, including the rotten rotten bulb goes on toilet paper. (Khan ......) sip Minzui he said something after drinking: "pretty sweet" to run away. He just out of the houses we could not resist, and music for several days. He did not know it now!
high school basketball game started, one brother went to the canteen hit rice, stood in the sidelines watching, lost in admiration Department, the direction of a sudden the ball came to him, instinct is to throw bowls to reflect - on your head - - turn. Who knows This is the strike has been blocked field players to a 3-min. Then is everyone laughing, he had to pack up their rice bowl upside down on the ground. . . Away. . . .
I have a brother
dormitory after a night Come Drink With Me standing in the way imposing Discharge lamp, also edge edge Mohan laments: "The sun is really such a big Shaisi me!"
have a dormitory buddies dinner, drink beer, and this less than the toilet, facing the empty bottle to a bottle, then just come back with a buddy using the toilet. Surprise also a bottle of beer, loudly, this bottle to dry, super drink from the bottle. I waited until he finished his mouth was still surprised to be unable to close. They say that Shaye Mo. I hasten to pay the bill leave.
our bedroom a valiant brothers, each bed (capped) like to jump from the bench. One day, the lower berth relationship between brothers as well not say anything. One day, the gentleman had to jump. Quickly to avoid bunk and saw Walking roar flying bed. A sudden 'bang' bang, bed collapse, and he fell into a lower berth directly from above. Several of us almost died laughing, and only his brother quietly reading about the bunk bed: luckily yesterday I went to the temple to seek the one sign that I am today unharmed, really is the spirit ah. We faint ~ ~ ~
college dormitory two sisters to go to study hall, Laoliu asked Boss: This word send to the SLC? Boss scratched his head, said: yesterday, today, just to see forget, you hit me about it! Finished number six hit boss, which told her the meaning of the word. A few days later two men went to study hall, a word with the boss asked Laoliu send to the SLC, then scratched his head saw boss said: just remember that you hit me!
Quarters Fujian people have nocturnal habits; a brother in Guizhou, but also nocturnal habits. Often go together, Guizhou is lower berth, Fujian upper berth. Each time, Guizhou back soon (in winter, Xi'an) after the return of Fujian. Guizhou will lock the door, he was punched in Fujian are not ignored. Until 2 minutes later, a cup of cold water outside the door of a splash, open the door, put people to sleep. . . . Fujian people shouting. . . . .
This person has a bad habit of Guizhou. . . . (For others) or Xi'an winter ice on the ground easily. One night,Illusion of reality (denial of reproduction), who could not sleep, end look of a basin of water to pour down below the stairs. Morning, get up early, slipping to number a few people. . . . Strong! !
remember I had a super KL Kuangzhui good results with a student dormitory Y, 2 月 14KL shopping around Y, Y KY out of a trouble to be had to the limit, ask KL "You is not stroll Street not looking for me ah? "KL:" Grace! \The question: "Is Fear is not in the haunted me roses Rights?" KLMM said, 是, Y firmly into the flower shop owner asked loudly: "The boss, which rose the most expensive!??" bucket boss directed unsold The Her last request: Good point 6 a "Y:" There are not the cheapest? "The boss on the spot depressed fell silent, KLMM expression rather Anticonvulsant! Y see the boss did not answer, try picking a flower from a suddenly, and asked:" for a few? "The boss is the one ready to throw away the surprise, someone immediately replied:" 2! "Y2, then do not say, still under the two coins, the flowers still to MM Road: Flower buy, I go. Finished quickly flash up, it is said that MM shocked at that than 5 minutes.
university dormitory has performed like a brother, a good student, one day some of the brothers with the bedroom at night to see a video that asked him to go, a look of resignation he said: "No, ah, I have planned to learn the "can not help our hospitality was invited China, decided to flip a coin is to learn or see our videos, to learn positive and negative results on the video to see ... ... 17 are continuously thrown the last of the positive brothers angrily threw the coins on the bed, said: "by, never seen such back luck, and see video!"
summer vacation when school is difficult to buy train tickets. Bedroom 1 MM anxious to get home to the station buy a ticket, if there are skilled are instructed not buy more money to buy cattle to forget Tim points. The MM soon returned with a look of frustration. We asked Zehui Shi. She said that ticket really did not vote did not turn full circle to see cattle. Then she went straight to the side of a pol.ice, very innocent ask people: Uncle, you know where the charges or evidence of? I want to buy their votes! pol.ice uncle dizzy for a long, cold look, she said: You look, I still want to get it! Found you sue me know. At that time we heard a faint laugh here.
I have come, and I have a buddy with the challenges of both the bedroom door bedroom drinking six games, ending when the door of a brother from the third floor to the fourth floor on more than two hours, I really do not know how he go. another one he just did not find dormitory after a night out.
before graduation, students alcohol, Moujun Come Drink With Me awake, with the decision taken to hospital, Moujun not, lie said Xitou Fang Jun massage, Jun go. To the hospital, Moujun feeling the nurse's hand to an acupuncture treatment, said: Miss, your hands are too slippery ... Deficit old nurse, did not care about our sweat ING ...
addition, there is myself. I am a student for the first time go to the bathroom, I was, middle of the night went, I still rely on, I am squatting in the toilet most of the night. I remember when the university, across the upper berth of Hunan MM somniloquy: Do not use my face cream! That was me! ! Beg you, do not used. We all woke up and smiled to the cramps!
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