two like they were before. climb a tree.

Mental illness jokes (laughable to attractiveness Edition)
(1)
One patient came to see a psychiatrist.
Patient: I always thought I was a bird.
Doctor: Oh. Oh that is very serious. Since when has the.
patients: From the time I was a bird.
(2)
have a neurological hospital patients asked the doctor: If I put one of your ears cut off. what are you going?
patients who answered: That I will not hear.
doctors listened to: 嗯嗯. normal.
physician and asked: What if I then you also cut off the other ear. What would you?
patients who answered: That I will not see.
doctors begin to get tense. how could not see the blanket.?
were answered: because the glasses will fall off.
(3)
two nerve disease. courtyard to escape from the disease.
two like they were before. climb a tree.
one person from jumped off the tree.
roll ah roll.
then looked up on the above said: Hey how do you not down ------ ah ---------?< br > above the man answered him: No --- OK --- ah ------< br> I have not cooked -----------< br> (4)
neuropathy hospital with an old woman.
every day dressed in black. holding a black umbrella.
squatting neuropathy entrance of the court.
doctors wanted: to heal her. must know her from the beginning .
doctor was also wearing black clothes. holding a black umbrella. and her squatting there.
two blissful silence of squatting for a month.
old lady Opening up to talk to a doctor:
Excuse me -------< br> you --- you are mushrooms ------?< br> (5)
a mental hospital hearing that led to the hospital to inspect the situation, therefore, the President convened the meeting at which the patients, the Presidency
sermon: \Welcome. In the welcome, all patients standing on both sides of the hospital entrance, to stand neatly, and when I cough, when everyone applauded, the more enthusiastic the better; I stomp all the time to stop, not a mistake. to all all well, can tell you this evening to eat Roubao Zi, as long as there is a mess with people, all people have no buns to eat, remember? \\. to visit the warm atmosphere of the leadership of the infection, smiling, clapping with everyone entering the hospital. see leaders have walked into the hospital, president of a stomping, all the applause stopped, very neat. only the leading Clapping his hands, still smiling a forward, the President was very satisfied.
suddenly, from the welcoming crowd sprang to a patient as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger, a big step before rushing leader, lun round the < br> gave him a big slap in the face, angrily shouted unusually - \! ! ! \
B looked at the answer: \> (7)
a mental hospital and a doctor ready to be discharged mental patients to talk about, to confirm whether the patient has fully recovered.
Doctor: You were discharged after the preparation doing?
patients: the hospital to take the stone to your windows all broken.
hear the doctor found that the patient has not fully recovered,he is looking for a better reason . \, it was decided to continue treatment. Then, after a few months later, the doctor seems to think that the patient can be released from the hospital, it was decided to talk to him again.
Doctor: You were discharged after the preparation doing?
patients: a job.
Doctor: Then what?
patients: money.
Doctor: Then what?
patients: save money.
Doctor: Then what?
patients: marry a wife.
Doctor: Then what?
Patient: the bridal chamber.
Doctor: Then what?
patient: her clothes off.
Doctor: Then what?
patient: her pants off.
Doctor: Then what?
patient: her panties off.
Doctor: Then what?
patients: the underwear out of the rubber band, to do the slingshot, to find some rocks to your hospital windows all broken.
(8)
2 Jun B Jun A mental patient rehabilitation at the same time Their doctor told them: \: \no toilet of you? \some fish ah? \> (10)
a neurological hospital, where there lived a lot of neuropathy.
day, where the president, to look at the situation of patients who recover, want a way. on these patients, said,
you all over, talking on the wall of a door, said: \surrounded them, the President felt very disappointed when he found a patient sitting in the original location still did not move, I felt that line came to him, asked: \to see the President, said one sentence, after hearing the President is enough to create misunderstandings.
that were secretly told the president said: \There is often a doctor or nurse will love the complex.
One day, a female patient Dr. Xiang Mounan come ... ...
female patients: the Blue Doctor, do you love me?
blue medical meditation for a long time (in order not to harm the patient in order to avoid disease progression)
blue doctors: what about the doctor-patient relationship because you are sick so I have to take good care of you ... ...
(for does not harm the patient, Dr Lam explained that he finally explained End)
female patients: the Blue Doctor, do you mean you do not love me Oh?
blue doctor (trying to come up without a word): ... ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ...
female patients: okay ... ... I love that Dr. Chen ... ...