2010年6月17日星期四

Absolutely wonderful Q & A



1. Q: How to see the stock market?

A: more than 7 percent of the shares are periodic signs of peaking.

2. Q: How do farmers cope with future inflation?

A: The pig. Stocks.

3. Q: Paul 8 success?

A: Yes. Definitely.

Q: Are you so sure?

A: I always have confidence in the statistics department.

4. Q: Who is the most affected sub-prime crisis?

A: China.

Q: who should revival?

A: United States.

Q: Why did a lot of people exactly the opposite.

A: The show has seen a lot.

5. Q: How do you see Mao Yushi low-cost housing does not build the toilet?

A: He may be the toilet as a luxury, to as high consumption of uric shit.

Q: Mao Yushi believes that affordable housing brings the opportunity for corruption, it should be stopped affordable housing.

A: There are all walks of life opportunities for corruption, should be stopped.

Q: In fact, as long as human existence there is corruption opportunities ah?

A: According to Mao Lao's theory, to exterminate the human race can solve the problem.

Q: Maolao it?

: He keep. He is a man of high moral character, will never decompose.

6. Q: "China News Weekly" reported that the director of Forensic Sciences, Peking University Sun Dongdong that "specialized households for those old petition, I am responsible to say, do not say 100% of it, at least 99% spirit problems - mental disorders are paranoid, "How do you see?

A: The professor may have mental problems, is likely to be paranoid disorder.

Q: Can you make some recommendations for treatment?

A: The recommendation of a vet.

7. Q: How do you replace a final look at People's Bank dollar "super-sovereign reserve currency" idea? Many people commented that the strategic adjustment of China's great.

A: can not read.

Q: Why?

A: The side of the active buyers of U.S. government bonds, while dollar to waste, so can not understand is valid and strategy.
8. Q: How do you use to see Hanting District, Weifang City issued "official documents" in the form of more cadres to the area Fuke Ji assessed "the houses, the task"?

A: The collusion of the template. House no longer marketable.

Q: Recently, not selling it fire?

A: The focus on performance using borrowed.

9. Q: The response of inflation, why not buy a house as the first?

A: Rates have not been fully adjusted to offset against inflation will be contained in the bubble function.

Q: Do you agree to buy a house than to buy real estate stocks have said?

A: If you are live, buy a house (monopoly do not change, sooner or later to be looted); If investment, operational point of view from the band, buy a house than to buy real estate stocks, and buy stocks than to buy real estate resource investment goods - so the long term.

10.2009 on April 6 in the "People's Daily? Overseas Edition" reported that: Chaoyang District, a neighborhood in East Balizhuang, organized a group of elderly people to a few sales center "sign "One day control eating and drinking also earned a net 50. According to reports, these elderly people sometimes to the International Trade in the spring home exhibitions will be staged at "booking" signing front, back money and run. Work in the central enterprises Chung, A few days ago to look at the Asian Games Village near the home of a real estate Beiyuan, crowded as the sales center, he moved about the center, sales personnel can be said, good room has no want to buy good Managers need to find grant Tuoshu Ren article. Chung dinners, to the project manager's office approved a 1% discount of the article, it came time to see the sales office Banchi article offers a thick, he suddenly realized: the original "hot\of. How do you see this news?

A: The developer is very filial, Beijing's elderly happy.

11. Q: Peking University professor Sun Dongdong that the old petition of specialized households "at least 99% have mental problems," If the incident occurred 80 years ago what would happen?

A: Beijing University student asked the school expelled him, the school will be dismissed outright.

Q: now?

A: The Peking University students will never do such a stupid.

Q: What if He did?

A: The school might leave Sun, the very few "trouble" students expelled.

Q: Yan Shan has written that, in sanlu tainted milk incident, the Sun Dongdong said "milk, insurance, business initiative, the Government deal with no oversight," said one criticism of Sun Dongdong see if hell that pack of lies. How do you see?

A: Yan Shan wrong, people who obviously see the devil said Lies.

12. Q: How in the public hospitals to private hospitals?

A: Some people like to take the cover of medical reform fortune. Future medical treatment more difficult, more expensive.

Q: Why do the new medical reform of the private hospitals to public hospitals on the front?

A: want to get rich people can not wait.

13. Q: Suqian City unannounced visits to places of cadres, cadres found lying casually, a staff member of violations of township drinking, said: "I support ... ... and chickens!" How to look cadres casually lie?

A: lie? So solid, cadres is running out, the cadres reusable.

Q: What arrangements work?

A: Chicken.

14. Q: how to make gold investment?

A: the flow, band.


Q: You January 16, 2009 book, "investment reflections" article, had recommended two stocks (in the Gold and Shandong Gold), Feb. 24, also announced to mention and the "stocks automatically void\

A: Yes. The former is a buy point, which is a selling point, is a full band. February 20, the international price of gold See the top stage, has not yet exceeded the high point. February 24, the domestic gold stock, see the top stage, downward adjustment of 20%. Band of gold investment operations to ensure maximum profit.

Q: Can a long-term holders of gold?

A: In the long run, in the current price of gold benefits must be less than buying other non-ferrous metals (excluding base metal). March 22 clubs in the know money talks in nearly three hours, has a detailed analysis of this issue.

15. Q: How do you see the recent concern of public officials suspected of engaging the services of young girls in the case heard in public?
A: To protect the privacy of public officials.

Q: Why does the black hand reaching for the increasing number of students?

A: The cost of crime is too low, in the more disadvantaged students.


16. Q: The U.S. dollar will collapse?

A: Not.

Q: Why?

: There is no alternative to U.S. dollar currency. No country like China, keen to hero to the rescue.

Q: What kind of currency held by the best anti-inflation?

A: The holders of the currency can not deal with inflation, all currencies will depreciate.

17. Q: I am the Diaoyu Islands, Japan accounted for the other countries account for many of the South China Sea islands, how do you think?

A: We busy preparing military parade, attend to who ignores them.

Q: Will recover after the parade?

A: do not know.


Q: This may know.

A: I do not know ... ... not sure there are no other events.

18. Q: You criticized Mr. Mao Yushi whether the extreme? Many people agree with the view of Mr. Mao Yushi, remove the toilet is not interested in the rich, is pro-poor.

Answer: the rich occupied affordable housing and low-rent housing, not for self-occupation, but to rent or resale, without toilet affordable housing still profitable for the rich, they will try to occupation. The key to solve this question is not to remove the toilet, but to improve transparency, for example, through the list of publicity to let the whole society in monitoring, such things can be reduced.

Q: If there is no effect, Mr. Mao Yushi will recommend what the next step?

A: You ask Maolao.

Q: Can you guess?

A: force me to hide and seek ah. Maolao may be required to remove the kitchen if there is no use, the roof removed, no use, also stripped off the wall ... ... Maolao said, this house because it is the poor live.


19. Q: Do you think there is any difference between economists and farmers?

A: I just heard a story: a large foreign enterprises and the introduction of a soap packaging production line, production lines and found that there is a flaw: there are often no load soap box. This enterprise employed more than 20 well-known economists and a large group of PhD, Postdoctoral, cost millions of dollars through complex calculations, and advanced technology to solve this problem: whenever the production line free soap box passed, both sides scanning probe will be detected, drive a mechanical hand to open the empty soap box, more than 95% accuracy. Later, a small business also encountered the same problem, the two farmers thought a moment, to spend hundreds of dollars to buy a fan blowing aside, empty soap box will be blown open, the accuracy was 100%, break problems in one fell swoop.

Q: What is the conclusion?

A: The top 10 is now a farmer and nurturing a well-known economist, PhD and postdoctoral nominal increase.

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