Bargain

Bargain

a Scottish cafe in Paris asked how much a glass of brandy.

"drink in the balcony on the two francs," the waiter replied,

"If you're at the counter next to the drink, pay one and a half francs is enough."

Scotsman thought for a moment asked: "If standing at the counter next to the leg too?"

denounced Dad

always open criticism during the Cultural Revolution Council, a person came to power critical father was arrested. At the end of someone shouting slogans and his father wanted him to draw the line break, saw him rushed to the stage vibration back shouted: "Down with my father! Beat my dad!" Then all will follow chanted: "Down with my father ! beat my dad! "